Monday, October 5, 2009

The Truth of Being Malaysian Banker

The truth of being a MALAYSIAN BANKER .
Reflecting on my circle of friends, i really feel like a prostitute.

1. You work very late ...
.. Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
.. Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every cent ..
.. Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
.. Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you...
.. Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed..
.. Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
..Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you
..Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it....
.. Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of my
life doing this."
.. Just like a prostitute.

p/s: I am not a banker. I am a REGULATOR. Hehehehe

The above post is just a mere joke and has no relation whatsoever to any banker(s), any commercial, investment, foreign, Islamic bank(s) in Malaysia as well as all the Development Financial Institutions.

Nuff said....



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